zondag 29 mei 2011


I need to do my homework. Next week I have three tests from the Netherlands, and I am so nervous. There are no teachers here to explain me the stuff I need to know, so I am afraid that I am going to fail phenomenal. I've always suffered from a disease you all know: homework avoidance. When I need to do it, I find the most ridiculous thing to avoid it. Suddenly I am addicted to playing songs on my brothers guitar, do I need do clean up my closet and is the yearbook very interesting.  Yep, it sucks to be a teenager. Not really.

woensdag 25 mei 2011


Long time no post

I am the worst blogger ever. It's just that I am so busy with having fun and doing my schoolwork. But let me think, what did I do the past few days....

Saturday we went to a lake, but I totally forgot its name. It was quite beautiful and a took a shitload of pictures.
Sunday we went to San Francisco, gosh I love that city. Chinatown was amazing, just like the movies. And the roads are very steep...

I met some awesome people this week: shontea, dino and paulo. They're nice. Paulo and Dino are both from Brazil, they're foreigners, just like me. Shontea is actually American, she's really nice. Today we went to McDonalds and we met a Indian monkeyguy and Josh. The Indian dude is annoying. REALLY. He makes monkeynoises all the time and he throws your drinks into the air. I hope the police will fine him for littering. (there's a 1000 dollar fine on littering here o.O)
Josh is just.. Josh. Nuf said.

Tonight I'm going to a footballgame. I'll take some pictures :))

woensdag 18 mei 2011

Intellectual foreigner

Me: "YEAAH! A+ on the american history test. Pretty good for a foreigner right?"
Michael: "Go back to Austria."

Prom is tha bomb

I always thought that the whole 'prom' thing was something you only saw in movies. It's not. This saturday, I actually had my first (and probably last) prom ever. I've had so much fun.

As some of you know, I'm only 15 (almost 16, june 15th is my birthday!). This was a senior-prom. One of the benefits of being a foreigner: since I'll be here for only 5 months, I could go.

I don't know any seniorguys, so I went with my three exchangestudent-friends; Fernanda, Sze-Sze and Donica. I'm so glad that I met them, because I've so much fun with them and I love to gossip about Americans with them. THANKS GUYS, for being here.

Anyways, if you ever get the change to go to a prom, take it. Because you won't regret it!

maandag 9 mei 2011


I'm shocked. This weekend I went my first REAL American party (although, it ended at 10 PM, you can't really call that a party). I had a great time with my friends, but it was kinda uncomfortable because of the way some people dance here. I've no problem with people grinding, but this was just nasty. Me and my friends call it the sexydance. American guys love the sexydance. I can try to describe how it looks like, but I'll spare you the details. It's roughly like two people having sex on the dancefloor (but of course they kept their clothes on) . However, I had a great time!


This thursday a woman from the schoolsecurity came to pick me up...
Guy: "Are you in trouble?"
Me: "Nope, I just had to make this test to found out what level I am."
Guy: "Oh.. well, you know. I thought you... since you're Dutch.."
Me: "What?"
Guy: "I thought you might be caught dealing or smoking weed hahahaha."

maandag 2 mei 2011

Weird name

Teacher: What's your name?
Me: Josje
Teacher: WHUT? Are you Japanese or something?!

Weather forecast

Monday: 29 °C
Tuesday: 27 °C
Wednesday: 27 °C
Thursday: 28 °C
Friday: 28 °C
Saturday: 29 °C
Sunday: 29 °C

zondag 1 mei 2011

Bad words

Girl: Teach me some Dutch bad words!
Me: Fuck you.
Boy: We already knew that one.
Me: Bitch...?